Listen up, folks! We're not some soulless corporate machine here. We're a badass Small Family Business, completely independent, and rocking our own damn finances. You know what that means? It means you'll never be reduced to a mere digit on some faceless corporate spreadsheet. Hell no! We genuinely appreciate the fact that you choose to bless us with your hard-earned cash. We don't take that for granted, not for a second. We're here to show you some serious respect by delivering the lightning-fast, kick-ass service you deserve.

Let me tell you a little secret. When we see an order come through, we don't just sit around twiddling our thumbs. Oh no, my friend. We bust out a little Jig of pure joy, celebrating every single customer who puts their faith in us. So if you're even considering buying from us, don't hold back. Go ahead, make our day, and make us bust out an epic Jig that will rock your world! We're ready to bring the fire, so let's make some magic happen!

"Feisty Phoebs' is my daughter. She's the inspiration behind this whole venture. At the time of writing, she's a badass 12-year-old who oozes pure awesomeness. You won't believe the achievements she's racked up. We're talking over 15 gold medals in prestigious events like the Worlds, Europeans, and British Championships. Oh, and let's not forget her epic ring fights. She's a proud member of the Martial Arts 4 U Fight team, kicking some serious butt. And you know what? We proudly sponsor her, fueling her fire to reach even greater heights.

Now, here's where you come in. When you shop with us, you become part of something bigger. You contribute to the ongoing growth and development of our very own little warrior. Yeah, that's right. Every purchase you make helps fuel Phoebs' journey, empowering her to continue her relentless pursuit of greatness. So, join us on this wild ride, and together, we'll make dreams come true. Let's unleash the power of the warrior within.

Listen up, my friend. When you drop a cool £50 or more, we've got a little surprise for you. We'll foot the bill for the delivery driver, delivering your goodies straight to your doorstep in the UK. That's right, free UK delivery on orders over £50! It's our way of saying, "Hell yeah, thanks for being awesome!"

Now, if you're keeping it under the £50 mark, no worries. Our Standard Delivery postage rate is just £4.99. We keep it real, keeping those shipping costs in check.

We'll send that bad boy via the lightning-fast DPD, ensuring your gear arrives at lightning speed. Now that's how we roll! (Next day from Dispatch, whilst many items are available for same day dispatch, some require 2-3 days, albeit it's clearly marked on the product page). You'll know exactly where your precious package is at all times. No guessing games here.

Fast Dispatch: We don't mess around when it comes to shipping. Most of our items are dispatched same day if you order before 2pm, Monday to Friday. Pay attention now, this applies to items that show as 'In stock for immediate dispatch' only. You'll find the stock status clearly marked on the item page and in your basket.

But hold up, warriors. We gotta keep it real. Some items require a bit more time before they hit the road. Don't fret though, we're transparent about it. The delivery timeframe for such items is clearly indicated, usually rocking a solid 2-3 days. We'll make sure you're in the know.

We've got one final heads-up for you. If you've got a mix of items in your cart—some ready for immediate dispatch and others with an extended timeframe—we've got your back. We'll hold tight and dispatch your order as a united force once all the stock is available. No worries, we'll be crystal clear about it. You'll see a relevant message in your basket before you proceed to checkout. We'll keep you informed every step of the way.

Got a product that's not quite cutting it? No sweat, my friend. We've got your back. You've got a solid 60 Days to return that bad boy to us, and we'll hook you up with a full refund or exchange. The only thing we ask is that the items you want to send back are still in pristine condition, unused, and rocking their original packaging. Yep, we're talking resellable perfection.

And hey, We'll even cover the cost of return postage, and send out your first exchange for FREE too. Now that's what I call going the extra mile!

Wanna dig into the nitty-gritty of our refund policy? Check out the full deal right here. We've got all the juicy details waiting for you.

You are welcome to collect your order from our Warehouse in Goole. Please select 'Collection' at the checkout. Our Warehouse is at:

TwoBeeps.co.uk
Unit 5 Fusion Business Park
Lidice Road
GOOLE
East Riding of Yorkshire
DN14 6XL

Punches, my friend, are our way of giving you a big ol' high-five for sticking with us. Here's the deal: for every £1 you spend, we'll hook you up with a glorious 5 Punches. But that's not all—there's more Punches to be earned! Follow us on Social Media, celebrate your birthday, and guess what? We'll even send you a Christmas gift in the form of Bonus Punches! How's that for spreading the love?

Now, here's where it gets exciting. Those Punches you accumulate? They're worth their weight in gold, my friend. When the time comes, you can cash in those Punches for epic discounts on your future orders. Each Punch carries a value of 1p, which means you're looking at a minimum 5% Cashback rate in the form of mind-blowing future discounts. That's some serious bang for your buck!